Why not start the year off with a bang? lol Give me a call and lets ring it in together! I’m around all night, from 9pm Pacific until 4am Pacific to satisfy you!
xoxo
Monica
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So…
Did you all have a good holiday?
I did! Lot of fun, good food, and good company. But, I have to admit that I’m so happy to get back to the phones and all of the kinky fantasies you guys have! I can’t wait to know all the naughty things you’ve been up to. I’ve got some sexy things planned for this week - keep your eyes here and read all about them!
I know I’m a bit early but I just wanted to wish you all a happy and safe holiday! As you know, I won’t be around for a few days but no worries - I will be back on Sunday, 28 December, well rested and more than ready to play with all of you!
xoxoxo
Monica
Whew! I can finally relax! lol I got all of my holiday shopping finished today and it was a madhouse! I spent more time in lines than I did actually shopping. But, I did get the phone number of a very handsome man in line behind me! And, I am pretty sure that I could feel him brushing up against my ass, just a little tiny bit in the process. I can’t blame him for that. I was wearing a sexy pair of jeans that perfectly hug my ass.
Between talking to all of you hot guys and getting ready for the holidays, I’ve been a busy girl! But not too busy for a bit of fun, if you know what I mean! I had a very hot hookup today, just a little nooner and it was wonderful! It’s been a little while since I had a good fuck so I am now a very happy woman!
Now, I’m sure that you guys out there want me to be happy, don’t you? By now, you should know that what makes me happy is getting you off! So, pick up that phone and give me a call soon!
Right now, I’m off to sit in the hot tub and enjoy the snowy night. And yes, I’ll be naked in there!
xoxo
Monica
As you all know, I am not a “mistress” by any stretch of the imagination, lol. But, occassionally, there are lovely guys who like what I do in that particular area, usually dressing them up, calling them names and having them get fucked. One of those lovely little slut slaves wrote this - we’ll say this is from Slave “Sierra” - he knows that I am posting this here and gave his permission.
She instructs me to step on her viewing platform and slowly dance, shaking my ass for my Mistress. She tells me what she thinks of my crotchless pantyhose, demi-bra with nipple clamps, topaz belly button ring, and long dangly gold earrings. She bends me over and squirted a large tube of Astroglide in my boy cunt and then twirled a medium sized buttplug into place. She took off her own panties and had me pull them up tight, holding the buttplug in place. hcm_fund_ryder: Without panties, she has me begin to worship her pussy until she has had a powerful climax. She then instructs me to fasten her strap on harness and selects her 9 inch lifelike dildo to be her cock.
She speaks to me sharply, saying “This is what you are finally going to experience: you will be taken and made into a sissy strap on slut by your Mistress. I will make you get my cock wet with your mouth, until you are gagging, drooling, and choking on it. After it is covered with your lipstick and spit, I will put you on your back on my bed and take what is Mine, your panty covered ass.taken and made into a sissy strap on slut by your Mistress. I will make you get my cock wet with your mouth, until you are gagging, drooling, and choking on it. After it is covered with your lipstick and spit, I will put you on your back on my bed and take what is Mine, your panty covered ass.
I will fuck you slowly at first, then build speed until I come. I come first! After I orgasm from hammering your ass with my cock, you may cum, but without using your hands to touch your clitty stick. You must maintain eye contact with Me from the moment my Cock leaves your mouth. If you look away, I will slap your ass cheeks hard with my paddle, tighten your nipple clamps, or torture your tiny penis with my hands. Don’t look away! If you perform well, I’ll turn you over to my dominant friends for more fun. Make me proud, you little anal whore, you sissy slut! Now take out that buttplug and start sucking my strap on!
Impressive, is it not?? Nothing is more fun than dressing up a little sissy slut and making them my bitch.
But, remember, I’m not a “mistress” - I just have a certain style and certain guys like that.
xoxo
Monica
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Hope that you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving! I most certainly did, hehe. Lots of yummy food (I was in a turkey coma for a few days) and best of all, I’ve gotten to talk to so many of you guys!
I’m thankful for each and every one of you. *hugs*
Now that I’m done with the mushy part, when are yougoing to call and get dirty with me? You know that I am more than ready for whatever you’ve got in mind so don’t keep me waiting too long!
I hope you all have a wonderful Thanksgiving! And, when you’re done eating that turkey, how about giving me a call and letting me eat that cock of yours? lol
Ok, so I tried to tie eating a turkey dinner to oral sex and it didn’t work so well, but you get the point!
This holiday weekend, I will be available all my usual hours so do give me a call when you’ve had enough turkey and yams, shopping and football.
Be safe, boys.
xoxo
Monica
I just wanted all you boys to know that for the first time in ages, I am totally single! lol No boytoys, no boyfriends, nothing! I feel oddly liberated and definitely ready to go see who I can find to get into trouble with!
I’ll bet that we can get into some trouble over the phone, what do you boys think about that? I’m in the mood for some fun cuckold calls, maybe a cross dressing call? You all know how I love dressing you boys up in your sexy little clothes! lol Or, how about we just have a hot, naughty chat? All of those sound hot to me so let’s chat soon! I want to know all about your naughty thoughts!
xoxo
Monica
It just figures - I come back from my little beach/birthday trip with a horrendous cold. It laid me out for a few days, but thankfully I still had my sexy voice! lol As a result of that cold, things have been a bit quiet with me, in terms of sexy times and fun. So, that will be changing this weekend, but in the meantime, why not give me a call and lets have some fun? I would love to get you off so don’t wait - call me soon!
Hello boys! I’m back and better than ever, lol. My wee vacation was just what I needed, plenty of rest and relaxation. So, what are you waiting for? Call me and lets have a good time! Tell me what hot things you have been up to since we last chatted - love to know all the details.
Forgot to mention to you boys that I will be gone from Saturday 11/8 through Tuesday 11/11. As some of you know, my birthday is the 11th and I have plans to go to the beach! Nothing is better than the beach in the fall. Lots of storms rolling through this time of year and I love watching the waves! So, during that time, if you call my number, you will be connected with the very hot Sara and I know that she will take wonderful care of you!
Of course, you can call me all this week and any time after the 11th - you know that I’m always thrilled to chat with you!
Monica
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So did you boys have a great Halloween? You know I did! lol There were some tricks, many treats to be had! All in all, it was a very satisfying halloween. But, if you want to know more details, you’ve got to call me tonight! I’d love to tell you all about it and believe me, there is a lot to be telling!
I will tell you this much - for my costume, I dressed up as Magenta from The Rocky Horror Picture Show, lol. And you know that I showed a ton of cleavage and wore way more makeup than I normally do. All the guys wouldn’t keep their eyes off of me in my little psuedo french maid outfit and my cleavage and these long legs of mine!
I’m very curious about what you did last night as well? Won’t you tell me all the details you naughty boy?
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Hope all you boys have a fun Halloween! I won’t be available tonight, but you will be able to talk to one of my hot friends so burn up her phone lines tonight! 
I promised a little bit of follow-up on some of the things I mentioned in my last post. So, keep on reading!
Oh my goodness! I have been so busy recently and it’s been very naughty of me to neglect you all - forgive me? 
Here’s a quick rundown of what I’ve been up to.
Just a brief note to let you all know that I gave myself the best orgasm ever just a little while ago. Sitting out in the hot tub, totally naked of course. I decided to take my favorite glass toy right in there and see if I could have some fun!
You know that I did! lol
I just relaxed for a while,enjoying the nice cool evening and then I got busy with the toy. Having been thinking about playing all day, it took me no time at all to get myself off. And it wasn’t just a little ‘O’ - it was a big one, toe curling, moaning, all the fun stuff!
Just wanted to share that with you boys!
I’ve been really taking advantage of these cool nights! I fired up the hot tub (I use it in the summer, but not as often, this time of year, its an every night thing) and have been soaking in it at night - nude, of course. *winks*
I’ve been sleeping nude also, thats no big surprise. But since the nights are so cool, I’ve been leaving my windows open and the curtains pulled up just a bit. You think that you’d try and catch a peep or two? Naughty boy that you are, I know that you’d be tugging on that cock while you’re watching aren’t you?
Why don’t you tug on that cock and give me a call? You know that I can make you feel absolutely amazing so don’t keep me waiting. Call me so we can heat up these chilly nights together!
Monica
So I went shopping today and let me tell you, I bought some of the cutest things! I bought lots of new lingerie - I just can’t have enough of that! So lots of new panties (that just hug my ass perfectly), bras that do amazing things to my already amazing tits and oodles of pantyhose and stockings, so silky smooth that wonderful! Lots of colors for the bra and panties - everything from virginal white to daring red to sexy black!
As for clothes, well, I didn’t buy many of those, lol. Today I was more concerned with sexy under things and when I got home, I just knew that I had to tell all you guys about them! Wanna know more details? Even better, you wanna know what I’m wearing right now? Give me a call and I’ll be more than happy to tell you!
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I have been getting some fabulous new callers recently! A lot of kinky boys have been calling me, looking for their mommy or wanting to be taught by an older woman. You know how happy it makes to take the lead and “teach” you all about sex. I’ve been told that I’m a great teacher, why don’t you call me and let me teach you?
There have been some rather unique calls as well - lactation (so hot!), cross dressing and voyeurism have come into play this week. There is just something so hot about a man who loves wearing sexy women’s clothing and fucking mommy!
All this begs the question, what is your kink? I’m really curious to know and I’m positive you and I could have fun exploring it together!
I know all of you have been eagerly awaiting the report of my weekend activities so lets jump right in -
We all got together at my house and we had barely cracked open the wine when my cuck boy was down on his knees with his mouthful of cock! That was so hot - all you guys know how much I love watching guys suck cock. So that continued for a little while, until my well-endowed friend blew his load all over cuck boys pretty little face. We let him clean up and then we all went to the bedroom for a night full of fun. I got fucked, cuck boy got fucked (oh no! not by me!) and was a very well behaved clean up boy all night.
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How is the first week of September treating you all? I’ve had a quiet week, sex wise, but the weekend seems to shaping up nicely! I’m getting together with my cuck friend and our very well endowed mutual friend! I’ll post a little write up of that after the weekend.
Have you been having any sexy adventures? Call me and we’ll talk about them
Hopefully you boys are lucky enough to home from work this long weekend. You know, if you find yourself getting hot and horny, you can call me! I’m here Monday and I’ll be more than ready to handle you, lol.
So, get out there in the fresh air, get those juices flowing and call me!
I must admit that I have been watching the DNC all week! lol It is a really exciting time in politics. I know that I’ll be glued to the tv next week for the RNC as well. Seeing Bill Clinton tonight was a highlight for me as I’ve had some dirty fantasies about that man for years now! Needless to say, watching him always gets me all sorts of hot. What I couldn’t do with that man and a hot tub…
Have you boys been od’ing on politics this week? Why not take a little break and keep me company? I have a feeling that we could have fun together!
