Ok, how many of you guys out there are married to women who’s idea of a good night’s sleep is a long flannel nightie or some old t-shirt, and to roll over and be left alone? And you’re left lying there with a load of cum that’s making your cock throb and your balls hurt? What could be the BEST MOTHER’S DAY PRESENT to give AND to receive? Well… for them?? Probably for you to just leave them alone. HAHAHAHAHA and for YOU…. to unload with a HOT YOUNG SLUT. (This would be me). Let’s have some Taboo Phone Sex this afternoon and we all get what we want. You and I get to get OFF HARD and Nasty and her, well, she get’s to go shopping or watch some lame romance movie. Seriously, I’ll do any fetish roleplay or fantasy you’re into. I’m a barely legal nympo slut who gets into age play, family fun, anal, ass to mouth, no limits or taboos. Just make sure we get of good!!! call my toll free number now, I’m here any playing!
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Once upon a time there was a SLUTTY coed just getting ready to settle down to study for finals. But…she (me) decided that she needed something extra special to get her going.  So…. she decided to go visit her professor during office hours to talk about any special strategies she may need to GO FOR THE “A” that she needed from his class. Needless to say, when she got there, she was wearing the shortest little sundress you could imagine. Just bending over in front of his desk to pick up a pencil she dropped, her skirt slid up over her smooth little ass and he could see her bald little pussy lips peeking out from behind. As soon as she stood up and turned around…. he was standing in front of her with his dick out, and ready to slid it into her mouth while he pushed her to her knees. He pumped and pumped, and next thing you know, Professor Dickman was groaning and shooting down her throat. As she licked her lips clean he told her she didn’t need to study, she had just earned her “A”. Besides, he said, he had lots of other ideas as to how to spend the next week before finals. And believe me, that was NOT the end of THAT story. (hehe)
Mmmmmmmmmmm…. I’m dirty, but those of you who know me, know I am! You know the kind of games I like to play are the type that people like to PRETEND they are freaked out by, when in fact, it gets them so turned on. THEN they are so turned on, they have to sneak around behind their wives back and call their dirty little daddy’s girl. I love it when we get to talk about extreme ageplay, or when I get my dirty phone daddy’s cock in my ass, then he makes me lick it clean. Hehehehe… I’m a kinky little coed who loves to freak everyone out. Let’s do it. call my tollfree number and get some hot, deviant, kinky Taboo Phone Sex. I’ll talk about whatever you want to talk about. I’m a cum eater who loves to be fed from as many cocks as I can get in one day. Let’s have a gangbang party and make me your little submissive slut.
I went to the store yesterday, but I made sure I was looking hot and sexy! I wore a light blue tshirt with Tinkerbell on it standing in a very sexy pose. Under her was written “you want it, dontcha?” I didn’t wear a bra, and since I was already feeling naughty my nipples were hard and they were poking right through. I had a tiny little denim skirt on and a sexy pair of thong panties underneath. I wore strappy sandals that require being tied, and purposely didn’t tie the laces tight so they would come undone. I did this so I would have to stop and bend over to tie them again. So there I was, slutting around the store watching people’s reactions to me. I also had my hair in two little pigtails, just to complete the whole “young slutty temptress” look. I’m 19, but I’m quite petite and I’m often mistaken for being younger than I really am. I could see people trying not to look, and some didn’t try to hide the fact that they were enjoying seeing me wiggle my way up and down the aisles. I was sure to make eye contact with as many of them as I could. I wanted them to feel like pervs for checking out such a young looking girl. I also wanted them to pop a boner right there in the store. So, as I walked passed men, I would smile and look them in their eyes. Some would look away, others smiled back. I would then let my eyes trail down to their crotches, giggle, bend over or arch my titties out at them, then turn and find my next victim. I had a great time at the store, and I wanna go back again and slut around again. And yes, I did actually go to buy something: a cucumber that I fucked myself with once I got home. *smile*Â But then daddy caught me…and well, what we did after that for my punishment is another story all together!

 Hey guys… guess what? Today I woke up so fucking horny! So, I decided to do something about it. I need cock. And when I say I need cock, I don’t mean, just one, or 2 or even 10. I need LOTS of cock today. So I think I’ll offer a special for TODAY ONLY… EVERY single call gets 5 extra minutes! No secret password to say, no hoops to jump through. Just get off with me, and you get 5 free minutes of kinky coed goodness and any kind of fetish play you want. From XXX Extreme Ageplay to Rape/Snuff to whatever the fuck you want… incest, beastiality, anal, ass to mouth…. let’s fuckin’ do it! I’m feeling OH so fucking Nasty today! Bring your friends or bring the dog… I don’t care… I’ll take it ALL!
Midterms are this week and I have been really bad at studying this semester. I think mostly its because I’ve been obssessed with my psych professor. Needless to say, now I have to figure out a way to get my professors to let me do some extra credit work to make it through the rest of the semester. I know that my psychology prof will be easy, because he is just as into me as I am into him. I can tell by the way he looks at me, that he is undressing me with his eyes. The teachers I’m going to have the hardest time with are the bitch who teaches economics and the faggot who teaches chemistry. But I think I’ve got a plan! I’m gonna soften up my economics teacher by getting her drunk, and maybe putting something in her drink to make her a little more compliant. Then when she is good and relaxed, I’ll eat her pussy till she’s begging me to be her research assistant! Hehehehe, that ought to loosen up her rigid panties.  And my chem professor, well, he’s such a flamer that all I’ll have to do is walk into his office with a nice big strap-on under my plaid skirt and he’ll be begging me to bend him over his own desk and give it to him hard and fast and deep. Yah, I think that should work. Hell, with any luck and maybe some extra fucking and sucking, I could end up making the Dean’s Honor Roll.Â
Midterms are this week and I have been really bad at studying this semester. I think mostly its because I’ve been obssessed with my psych professor. Needless to say, now I have to figure out a way to get my professors to let me do some extra credit work to make it through the rest of the semester. I know that my psychology prof will be easy, because he is just as into me as I am into him. I can tell by the way he looks at me, that he is undressing me with his eyes. The teachers I’m going to have the hardest time with are the bitch who teaches economics and the faggot who teaches chemistry. But I think I’ve got a plan! I’m gonna soften up my economics teacher by getting her drunk, and maybe putting something in her drink to make her a little more compliant. Then when she is good and relaxed, I’ll eat her pussy till she’s begging me to be her research assistant! Hehehehe, that ought to loosen up her rigid panties.  And my chem professor, well, he’s such a flamer that all I’ll have to do is walk into his office with a nice big strap-on under my plaid skirt and he’ll be begging me to bend him over his own desk and give it to him hard and fast and deep. Yah, I think that should work. Hell, with any luck and maybe some extra fucking and sucking, I could end up making the Dean’s Honor Roll.Â
Don’t you wish your daughter was a lot like me? (giggle) It’s okay to admit it, to me at least. I won’t tell anybody about all the dirty things we like to talk about, all the games we like to play. Remember the first time you found me playing with mommy’s vibrator and fucking myself with it hard and fast? That’s when you knew your little girl was ready to have a real, thick, throbbing cock forcing open her tight, tiny pink folds while you looked down at her little body opening up for daddy’s cock. I’d write more about it, but right now, I have to go play with myself.Â
 Don’t you wish your daughter was a lot like me? (giggle) It’s okay to admit it, to me at least. I won’t tell anybody about all the dirty things we like to talk about, all the games we like to play. Remember the first time you found me playing with mommy’s vibrator and fucking myself with it hard and fast? That’s when you knew your little girl was ready to have a real, thick, throbbing cock forcing open her tight, tiny pink folds while you looked down at her little body opening up for daddy’s cock. I’d write more about it, but right now, I have to go play with myself.Â
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I’m at home right now, waiting for my Daddy to tuck me in and read me a nasty bedtime story. I love to see Daddy’s penis and to make Daddy cum so hard over my young, virgin titties, on my young virgin face and ass! There is nothing I won’t do to please Daddy and be a good little nasty girl for Daddy’s young girl or daughter fantasies, rape fantasies, phonesex needs or whatever Daddy tells me to do.  I’m the youngest teen girl on our sites, and I’m LANEY, and you can have me right now! I’m just a phone CALL away!Â

I’m at home right now, waiting for my Daddy to tuck me in and read me a Nasty bedtime story. I love to see Daddy’s penis and to make Daddy cum so hard over my young, virgin titties, on my young virgin face and ass! There is nothing I won’t do to please Daddy and be a good little Nasty girl for Daddy’s young girl or daughter Fantasies, *** Fantasies, phonesex needs or whatever Daddy tells me to do.  I’m the youngest teen girl on our sites, and I’m Laney, and you can have me right now! I’m just a phone call away!Â
My tight little holes have missed my daddy’s cock so much. I need a daddy to fuck all my holes nice and hard filling me up with all his hot jizz. I really hope that daddy brings one of his clients home, I always help sealing the deal for him. I also know that daddy loves watching other guys bang is little girl, of course nobody can make me cum like daddy’s cock. Â
I want you to push me down on my knees, take your cock and rub it all over my lips, gently slaping my face with your cock. Then I want you to take your cock and shove it deep down my throat, wrapping your hands around the back of my head, pull my hair a little bit, then fuck my face as hard as you want. I know you want to hear me choke on that throbbing hard cock. Then you get to decide fill my throat with come or pull that cock out and jack it off all over my hot face.
I love being daddy’s hot little slut and there is nothing more that I like is daddy’s hot sticky cum. Daddy got me addicted to his facials and now I just beg and beg for him to shoot it on my face or deep down my throat.  Daddy of course loves giving his cum to his hot little princess, but don’t worry I am always craving other daddies hot cum ![]()
So I got a CALL and I was the naughty lil neighbor girl.. ::giggles:: OMG I was such a bad lil girl sucking and fucking when I should be playing with barbies or something!!! But you can’t blame me for all of it, afterall, he was the one peeking in my backyard while I was swimming in my lil bikini.. I thought I’d help him out so I went over and offered a helping “Hand” and “MORE” if you know what I mean
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wanna cum be my neighbor??
Oh my gawd It really must be a full moon cause it seems every man on the planet is raging horny!! And ME, i’m so horny I don’t know what to do with myself I just keep masturbating with every call and cumming over and over.. Mmmmmm, I can’t wait for the next caller so we can play together… I LOVE my job being a phonesex girl cause I get to cum dozens of times a day!!!!
Hey guys, my site was revamped to wordpress and I hope you all like it.. Please let me know if it is easy to navigate through as the old site.. I hope to play with you all this week and spurt lots of cum outta your cocks!!!
This is the comment from my college professor..what do you think??
“You are such a horny slut. You’re going to cum on my fingers. You’d like to be covered in cum wouldn’t you? Get the boys from your class to surround you as you finger yourself. Watch them as they pull on their cocks until they spurt all over you. “
My tight pink pussy is dripping wet and ready for a good hard fucking.. I just love being daddys Nasty little whore doing anything and everything he desires.. If daddy’s girls are not your thing I also enjoy babysitter,school girl, teachers pet and so much more..
So cum give me a try and I promise you’ll be cumming back for more!!!
I have to tell you about what happened to me today in the store while I was shopping for XMAS dinner.. Well there was this guy there that is a friend of a friend, but we’ve never really talked that much or anything!! Anyway, he came up to me and asked what I was cooking him for dinner, my smart lil mouth blurted out “My Pussy on a Platter”.. Well I guess that kinda shocked him cause he was speechless for like a minute and just looked around…I asked him if the cat had his tongue or was it too busy thinking about licking MY pussy!!! He finally spoke and said, “Laney, you are a very Nasty girl and should get a spanking for saying such things in the store!!” I laughed at him and dared him to do it right there in front of anyone who walked by.. I guess I said the magic word , “dare” cause he bent me over the shopping card and started spanking my ass and while he was doing it my skirt started to go up a lil bit.. There were people looking at us and old ladies frowing but old men panting or so it seemed .. LOL..I found it to be exciting and kinky and my pussy started getting very wet..
So after the spanking and audience I told him to come by my place after work and he could have that pussy on a platter like I offered… His eyes got so big I thought they were gonna pop right out of his head.. LOL..So i finished my shopping and errands then came home and relaxed, watched some tv for awhile, took some calls and then finally the doorbell rings and it was him!! I really didn’t think he was going to come over but there he was just smiling away!!! I invited him inside and we went to my bedroom and talked for a couple of minutes until he said, “so, where is that hot pussy you offered me for dinner?” before he could say another word I stripped off my panties and skirt then spread my legs and told him to feast on it.. mmmm..
He dove right in burying his face between my legs and lapping at my pussy like it was heaven to him.. OMFG it was sooo good and he really knew how to eat a girls pussy like no other!!! He made me cum not once or twice , but THREE times while he ate my pussy!! I never had that happen to me in such a short time while a guy ate me out…..
So after he was done he didnt even ask to fuck me, he was gonna leave!!! I asked him where he was going and he said he was gonna go home!!! I was like WTF!! Why do you wanna go home??? He told me that I only offered him my pussy to eat and not to fuck so he figured I wasnt gonna fuck him.. LOL.. The stupid ass didn’t even TRY , what a dork!! So i pulled him to me and took his pants down and was getting ready to suck it when i realized he had the smallest dick I’d ever seen!! hahahaha… No wonder he didn’t try to fuck me, he must know how lil his skinny shrimpy dick is or had been told before..
Well I felt sorry for the lil no dick wonder and decided to let him fuck me anyway.. He slipped what he had inside of me and pumped like 2 times and came instantly!!! LMAO, I dunno why I even bothered letting him fuck me when he was the 1 minute wonder…Good lord how could such a cute guy and an awesome pussy eater have such a tiny dick!!!???
After that I made an excuse and told him I had stuff to do so he had to go home, I really just wanted the lil dick boy out of the house cause I was done with his tongue … LOL.. I told him I’d call him if I needed him to please my pussy again, which I will but I don’t wanna see that tiny dick of his again!!!
Am I mean or what?? What would you all do if you were me and a guy pulled out this shrimpy dick??? lemme know ![]()
It’s that time of year again where I Google things for XMas and all, so there I was looking for cute wallpaper and screensavers when I came across some naughty Christmas songs.. There are tons of them and they sure are funny, one in particular made me laugh so hard I almost pee’d my panties.. hehe..
So anyway, I thought I’d post it here so you all could get a chuckle or two in… Here it goes.. Hope we do some HOT calls in this cold weather ![]()
Naughty Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God was it neat, The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Mama in her teddy, and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor Mama went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and 8 mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I’m speaking, he was as high as a kite, And he yelled to his team, but it didn’t sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I’ll cut off your nuts. Look out for the lamp post, and don’t hit the tree, Quit shaking the sleigh, ’cause I gotta go pee. They cleared the old lamp post, the tree got a rub, Just as Santa leaned out and threw up on my shrub. And then from the roof we heard such a clatter, As each little reindeer now emptied his bladder. I was donning my jacket to cover my ass, When down the chimney Santa came with a crash. His suit was all smelly with perfume galore, He looked like a bum and he smelled like a whore. “That was some brothel” he said with a smile, “The reindeer are pooped, so I’ll just stay here a while.” He walked to the kitchen, himself poured a drink, Then whipped out his pecker and pissed in the sink. I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee, The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee. Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack, But his toys were all gone, and some new things were packed. The first thing he found was a pair of false tits, The next was a handgun, with a penis that spits. A box filled with condoms was Santa’s next find, And a six pack of panties, the edible kind. A bra without nipples, a penis extension, And several other things I shouldn’t even mention. A fuck ring, a g-string, and all types of oil, A dildo so long, it lay in a coil. “This stuff ain’t for kids, Mrs. Santa will shit, So I’ll leav’em here, and then I’ll haveta split.” He filled every stocking and then took his leave, With one tiny butt plug left under his sleeve. He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead, Thus he fell on his ass and broke wind instead. In time he was seated, took the reigns of his hitch, Saying, “Take me home Rudolph, this nights been a BITCH!” The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout, “The best thing about sex is that it never wears out!”
