I have to tell you about what happened to me today in the store while I was shopping for XMAS dinner.. Well there was this guy there that is a friend of a friend, but we’ve never really talked that much or anything!! Anyway, he came up to me and asked what I was cooking him for dinner, my smart lil mouth blurted out “My Pussy on a Platter”.. Well I guess that kinda shocked him cause he was speechless for like a minute and just looked around…I asked him if the cat had his tongue or was it too busy thinking about licking MY pussy!!! He finally spoke and said, “Laney, you are a very Nasty girl and should get a spanking for saying such things in the store!!” I laughed at him and dared him to do it right there in front of anyone who walked by.. I guess I said the magic word , “dare” cause he bent me over the shopping card and started spanking my ass and while he was doing it my skirt started to go up a lil bit.. There were people looking at us and old ladies frowing but old men panting or so it seemed .. LOL..I found it to be exciting and kinky and my pussy started getting very wet..
So after the spanking and audience I told him to come by my place after work and he could have that pussy on a platter like I offered… His eyes got so big I thought they were gonna pop right out of his head.. LOL..So i finished my shopping and errands then came home and relaxed, watched some tv for awhile, took some calls and then finally the doorbell rings and it was him!! I really didn’t think he was going to come over but there he was just smiling away!!! I invited him inside and we went to my bedroom and talked for a couple of minutes until he said, “so, where is that hot pussy you offered me for dinner?” before he could say another word I stripped off my panties and skirt then spread my legs and told him to feast on it.. mmmm..
He dove right in burying his face between my legs and lapping at my pussy like it was heaven to him.. OMFG it was sooo good and he really knew how to eat a girls pussy like no other!!! He made me cum not once or twice , but THREE times while he ate my pussy!! I never had that happen to me in such a short time while a guy ate me out…..
So after he was done he didnt even ask to fuck me, he was gonna leave!!! I asked him where he was going and he said he was gonna go home!!! I was like WTF!! Why do you wanna go home??? He told me that I only offered him my pussy to eat and not to fuck so he figured I wasnt gonna fuck him.. LOL.. The stupid ass didn’t even TRY , what a dork!! So i pulled him to me and took his pants down and was getting ready to suck it when i realized he had the smallest dick I’d ever seen!! hahahaha… No wonder he didn’t try to fuck me, he must know how lil his skinny shrimpy dick is or had been told before..
Well I felt sorry for the lil no dick wonder and decided to let him fuck me anyway.. He slipped what he had inside of me and pumped like 2 times and came instantly!!! LMAO, I dunno why I even bothered letting him fuck me when he was the 1 minute wonder…Good lord how could such a cute guy and an awesome pussy eater have such a tiny dick!!!???
After that I made an excuse and told him I had stuff to do so he had to go home, I really just wanted the lil dick boy out of the house cause I was done with his tongue … LOL.. I told him I’d call him if I needed him to please my pussy again, which I will but I don’t wanna see that tiny dick of his again!!!
Am I mean or what?? What would you all do if you were me and a guy pulled out this shrimpy dick??? lemme know 
